I am an Idiot

Ok so as clearly started in the title of this blog, I am an idiot!  I am sure at this point you may be asking yourself, what the heck did this girl do. Well I was walking outside this morning to go and paint in my bungalow. I happen to see a baby snake outside my door and thought it was really cute. I knew that my sidewalk was not the best spot for it and I have dogs so I wanted to relocate this little guy. So I jump over the snake to a bush and break off a stick. My genius plan at this point is to get the little thing to wrap himself around the stick by putting it near him. When I tried to carry out my lovely plan, he got pissed at me and raised his tail and started shaking it back and forth really fast kinda like a umm I don't know kinda like a RATTLESNAKE!!!! Then after he did that, I realized..... It does kinda look like a rattlesnake, but its only a baby what can it do. So I continue to try to catch him and he ended up getting away. I looked up rattlesnakes on google and they say that a baby rattlesnake bite is the worst. So I would just like to say that I should have my own show on Animal Planet for being so idiotic and daring.... right. Phhssssshhhhhhh